Time to meet the parents! [During the summer holidays at Kushina's house. Open to anyone who'd be there, I guess :)]

"Too bad... Heard it should feel real nice for you guys... Even more than it does for us girls..."  the finger travelled further, only just brushing that spot.

Minato turned on his back and pulled the covers up so she couldn't get near anymore spots. "No! No buttsex!"

"Then I guess I just have to enjoy myself over here..." a 'heavy', 'disappointed' sigh, before she reached down into the box.

"...wha.. you won't have sex with me unless YOU get to stick things into ME!?!?" That seemed kinda... opposite!?

"I was only going to try with a finger..." a shrug. "If you didn't like it, I'd have pulled it out, of course." she shrugged, and kept rummaging about the box to find her favorite.

"You tried that already," he muttered under his breath. And he'd liked it. Way too much.

"You seemed to like it, though. And your bookmarks in your browser indicates that, as well. Besides, I didn't find your good spot last time."

Minato gulped, then spluttered: "YOU WENT THROUGH THEM AGAIN!?!?!?"

"Don't leave me alone in the room with your computer open." she shrugged. "I get bored very easily."

"It's.. private!! And I was just looking! Accidentally! "

"And saving all of it accidentally, too?" she smirked. "You do seem to like... How should I put it... assertive women..." she purred as she slid on top of him.

Well.. there sort of was no denying that... but.. "Doesn't mean I like the.. the.. kinky stuff!"

"You're not fooling me, honey." she grinned and kissed one red cheek, a hand sliding down to gently rub against his groin.

"I... it's just.. it doesn't mean I want to do it!" he was losing. He always lost to her.. and he was getting the hardon to prove it...

"Uhuh. Sure you don't." a lick to a nipple, firmer rubbing of his hardening length.

Minato moaned desperately. "What's.. what's wrong with just.. just, ah.. doing it the normal way?"

"It's fun to experiment..." she shrugged, then nibbled at his other nipple, her fingers sliding around his prick now, giving a gentle pump.

"Great, then I'll stick things up you. How does that sound?"

"Fair." she shrugged, grinned, and licked a wet trail down his stomach.

Five seconds of thought, then he rapidly answered "Okay!"

A devious smile on her lips, she came upon his erection at long last, giving it a long, nice lick to draw his attention away from the hand retrieving the lube from the box(it lay on top).

All worries about things in his ass disappeared under her tongue as he gave a long groan. "Daaaaamn...."

The grin still there, she wrapped her lips around the head and gave a few sucks, while squeezing some of the clear gel out on her fingers.

"Ah, yess..." he sighed, closing his eyes in bliss. What were they talking about? He couldn't remember...

She took in a little more of him, waiting for the lube to warm up. It'd make it just a little easier on him if it wasn't shockingly cold. Or so she thought, at least.