Time to meet the parents! [During the summer holidays at Kushina's house. Open to anyone who'd be there, I guess :)]

"It's your own fault if it stops working!" he snapped back at her.

"It wasn't that hard, really, honey." she grinned and kissed him.

"Those are sensitive parts!" Minato still wasn't unrolling. "It hurt!!"

"Aww, poor baby..." she mock-pouted at him, stroking his hair, but then grinned. "Should I kiss it better, then?"

"I'm not sure I trust you near it at the moment..." Yeah, she'd won, but he wanted to at least think he was fooling her into working a little more for it.

"Oh well, then I guess we should just sleep, instead..." a stretch and a fake yawn before she laid back down, her back facing him.

God dammit. "I can't sleep! I'm in pain! Ouch!" he whined, maybe a little pathetic. "...besides, it's only eight."

"And there's a rather long day tomorrow." she said, rather cryptically, as soon as she'd remembered about tomorrow, and grinned.

"You never sleep before midnight no matter when you have to be up," he grumbled sourly. A knee to the groin and now she just wanted to sleep?

"Well... Then give me something to focus on." a wink at him over her shoulder.

Oh hoh. "So you won't get too bored and just fall asleep?" Untangling, he laid a hand on her naked thigh, admiring the view of her backside.

"Mmm... Exactly..." she practically purred and leant back against his warm body.

"I'm undecided..." he teased her thigh, then her ass, with his thumb. "My private parts seem to be in danger around you..."

"Then I guess I just have to dig out the box..." she teased.

"...that's not sleeping," he said after a pause. Insult as that was to his skill in bed (not that he was kidding himself that he was a sex god or anything, but Kushina did seem rather satisfied..) it would be kinda hot to watch while she. Uhm. Did that.

"Well, if I have to entertain myself, and you deem me a danger to your 'private area', well..." a leg slide over the edge of her bed, toe tugging the corner of the box until it was out on the floor.

"Wouldn't that be boring?" He slipped a teasing finger in between her thighs, though lamentably short of any interesting places.

Just a small noise. "... Well, I could try it on you instead..." she teased, merely wanting to see his reaction.

He went simultaneously red and white in the face and started spluttering something.

And she... Couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"

"Damn right it is, 'ttebane!!!" she laughed, tears of mirth sliding down her cheeks.

Minato just crossed his arms and lay there, seething and nursing his wounded pride. He'd hoped she'd forgotten all about that sort of activity. It would appear not.

"Oh, come on..." she chuckled, turning around and sliding her arms around him. "Aren't you just a little bit curious?" adventurous fingers traveled over a firm ass cheek.

"No!!!!" he exclaimed firmly. "What's up with - with - with you and sticking stuff up my.. my.. butt!"