Time to meet the parents! [During the summer holidays at Kushina's house. Open to anyone who'd be there, I guess :)]

"... And then of course there's the 7 different steps of vibration." she shrugged, and moved on. "I like this one, too." pulling out the dildo in there.

"Seh - seven?! Is that really necessary?" Clearly, his own masturbatory habits were... completely boring. Then he checked out the ... what the hell?
"Iuhm. Kinda thought they looked more like. Y'know. A penis...?"

She grinned. "Well, of course you can buy loads that do, really, really realistic ones at that, but... I kinda like the shape of this one."

"It's... squiggly." His dick really didn't bend like that. "Is uhm. The.." he gestured something vaguely reminiscent of the dildo's odd S-shape. "Is.. the bendy thing. Good?"

SHe nodded, with a smile. "Really easy to twirl it right and find the good spots."

"Is.. is it now... uhm.. if.. if you, y'know. Want me to look for. The good spots. Just. Uhm. Y'know. Tell me." Man. He was hoping for some cuddles and.. bam. Dildo collection right to the face. Were all girls like that?

A nod and smile. "Though I really do think you shouldn't be in doubt whenever you do hit them."

"Hehehehe.." he squirmed a little. "Ah. Yeah. I .. I guess I can sorta tell.. but.. well, just in case I miss some?" Maybe he could draw a map. A 3d map of her vaginal good spots - that was completely stupid. He couldn't even think half the time they had sex, much less follow maps. Hehe. Vagina..

A small chuckle. "Oh well... Ooh, I do love these as well." now - the loveballs. "They train the muscles down there, too!"

"They're... balls. You mean you put balls up your - up there?" While Minato didn't have any delusions of grandeur about his penis (it was pretty average, he thought), he was pretty sure it was more pleasant than a pair of... plastic balls.

"Mm. Feels... Well, a little weird, but good. And really good training for the muscles there." she repeated.

"...muscles. Okay. I .. do I need to train some muscles too? Or what?" Maybe, just maybe, there was a sex practice he hadn't heard of that was second nature to everyone else. (It was pretty likely.)

"Nope. Not more than what you're already doing, either way." she moved to put the box away - but her hand slipped, and... Well.. The whip fell out.

Minato's eyes instantly went wide. Yes. That was indeed what he thought it was.
......daaaaaaaayyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmn.

... Discreetly shoving it under the bed, here.

Minato cleared his throat, while his eyes followed the whip as it went out of his sight.

"I was a horse girl." she explained, blushing.

"Uhuh." Somehow he didn't really believe that was why she'd kept it. "So, it just went into that box by accident?"

A deep blush. "Welliahiahkindareallyreallylikebondageandstuff." her cheeks at least as red as her hair.

She just looked so cute right then that he had to take her into his arms, carefully, and kiss the top of her head. "Wellah. Ya know, I don't.. mind it, either... but... maybe not just now, eh?"

A small nod. ".. Uhuh. Just... Regular stuff for now, eh?"

"Yeah... I'll.. have to make sure you don't need what's in that box."

She grinned. "Mm... That's some hard work... Sure you're... Up... For that?" a teasing finger at the edge of his boxers.

Ggggaaaahhhh. "Well... I might be a little rusty. Been a while." (Touch me. Please. Like, right now.)

A grin, and a pointed grope of his groin. "Mm... Does feel like you're willing to train a little..."