Troubles weighing on my mind //Private//

"What the fuck!" whispered Minato angrily. "I didn't come here to discuss my sex life!"

"Hey hey, no need to get defensive. And no need to wake up a grumpy Genma."

"I didn't know she talked to you about.. about.. about that!" his whisper was a tad lower, though.

"She doesn't. She clams up and blushed like mad if I try steering the conversation that way. Though lately it's been with a small giggle as well, so I'm guessing you fulfilled the wish I never could."he shrugged.

"What wi.. ah."
Cue Minato turning an almost dangerously red colour.

Now, he gave a small snort of amusement. "I knew it!"

"You were guessing!!!!??" hiss-whispered Minato. "Why would you even talk about sex with MY girlfriend?!?"

"Uhm. It's been kinda... Natural for us to talk about it ever since we were together."

"Uhuh." Minato felt... betrayed, and it probably showed in his face.

"Don't look like that. She doesn't talk about you two."

"So what _do_ you talk about?"

"She... Mostly asks about me." he muttered. "I dunno why. Perhaps she wants some of the tips I learn with the time."

"....my girlfriend takes SEX TIPS from you?!"

"Sometimes she does, yes." he grinned.

Minato just sat there quietly, trying to make the world make sense again.

"She asked me for some advice concerning her," he cleared his throat, "Oral workings, last time." he phrased it.

Minato mouthed the phrase. "She asked you how to suck a guy off?! She could've just asked me!!!"

"She said she wanted to surprise you." he shrugged a litle, taking care not to move Genma too much.

"Well, I guess I was sur - no! nonono! Why would she even talk to you about that!?" Minato shook his head to clear it.

"I asked her why she wanted to know, so, she answered."

"Yeah, but why would she ask you in the first place is what I mean! Why do.. why would people even talk about that with.. with people other than the ones they do it with!"

".... I think she finds it too awkward to talk about it outside of... When you're, uhm. Doing it."

"But why can she talk with you about it, but not with me? It doesn't make SENSE!" Minato whisper-wailed, frustrated with everything female.

"Don't ask me. There's a reason why most of the people I've been with, have been guys. They're easier. Figuring out the female way of thinking?`Impossible."

"Hmpf." Minato nearly pointed out that since Kakashi fucked guys, he was a bit of a girl, but... that logic was kinda.. flawed.