Not that comfortable with getting serenaded... [English], nu med kakaomælk

The boyfriend laughed. "There's no such thing with you... if you do that again, I'm... I'm witholding sex." (Yeah, right.)

"Uhuh. One look and you're mine. Again." she laughed. "And if a look isn't enough, a vey loud show will be."

"I'll look the other way. And wear a chastity belt."

"I've got my vibrators. I'll survive until you give in." she shrugged.

"You said I'm better..." he slid a hand slowly... very slowly... down her stomach to remind her. "And I can.. I can... I can warm your bed. A vibrator can't."

"It's still better..." she sighed, closing her eyes, "... Than my fingers."

"So I'll steal your vibrators. So you won't even have them." He blew a dramatic sigh into her ear. "You'll be so alone.."

"Cucumbers or bananas from the cafeteria." she countered with. She HAD sneaked food into her bag before.

That made him stop dead in his track. "C-cucumbers?!!" His brain started feeding him interesting visions of that.

"Yeah?" she glanced at him. "I've tried it before I bought the first of my vibrators. The slightly curled ones are the best."

"but.. but... but but but cucumbers are.. are like..." he gestured wildly with his hands about sixty centimetres apart - "BIG!!"

"Not all of them." she grinned.

There was a pause, in which Minato was mentally going over every cucumber he had ever seen in his head, and comparing them to his penis in size.

"But... I suppose I'll feel something a whole lot better in a little while, huh?" she leant in and bit his earlobe.

"I.. ah.. I dunno.. that depends if you.. wouldn't rather I fetched you something from the cafeteria..."

"Nah. Rather you. Or one of the vibrators, if you want to try, instead of just watching..." she purred, livking the shell of his ear. "To push it inside me and watch me spread right open..."

He very nearly complied, but then... "Yeah.. I just tried that. You nearly killed me," he reminded her.

"Only because you took too long."

"It hurt," he gave her the full pout-and-innocent-blue-eyes treatment.

She very quickly hid her face in his neck to avoid it. "You deserved it."

"How did I deserve it?" Ha. He saw that. He let his voice quiver a little.

"You were... A bad fiancé. I wasn't pleased." Oh goddamnit. Why did he have to sound so utterly cute like that....

"I was trying my very best to please you..." he sniffled a little for the effect.

"No you weren't..." but she was wavering. "You know how I like it. And you know it isn't like that."

"I thought... you might... like to try something else... I wanted to show you how good I could make you feel..." another tiny sniffle.