Easter holiday in Miami//Private//

"That's.. just... just... really, really wrong, man."

"Tell him that when he comes over, then. I doubt he'll get why. He's pretty much happy as long as he can be with me..."

"You're using him!! Don't you even see how wrong that is? That's like..like having a human sex toy!"

"How's it wrong if he doesn't mind?" the confused look on his face showed that, yes, he really didn't understand why it was so wrong.

"...because it's wrong to turn people's weaknesses against them," Minato sighed in exasperation.

"... Uhuh. Well. As long as he doesn't mind, I still don't see the problem." he shrugged. "Hell, no matter who I've fucked, you always creep into my thoughts." he huffed and looked at the floor. "Even when I got Jiraiya to fuck me."

"....this being .. THE Jiraiya? Old man?" Minato just stared.

"Yeah?" he raised an eyebrow. "Why're you looking at me like that? He's damn good."

"He's over fifty... and he's disgusting!"

"Disgusting? Nah. Hellishly kinky, though. Even I have trouble keeping up with him."

"Okay. Then go and get together with him, because I'm not hellishly kinky. I'm really normal, really boring, and really engaged."

"And really cute." he muttered, glancing at him.

Minato blushed (cutely). "Guys aren't cute!"

"They can be, and you are. Especially with those blushes of yours." he shrugged.

"Whatever," huffed Minato. "I'm a one-WOMAN guy."

"Yeah, yeah. Who've tried out two guys, too." he shrugged, then sighed and stood up. "I was actually only looking for you to tell you all of this with Jake. That I'll keep to him and not bother you anymore."

"I have, and I've told her. I wanna stick to her. That's .. that's it, man. And how is 'not bothering me' feeling me up and begging me for a fuck?" Minato glared.

"You were jacking off. There's a reason I forgot my purpose of being there and followed my instincts instead." he huffed.

"I was thinking of my girlfriend. I know this is your house and all, but can't a guy jack off in peace?" Minato blushed deeper.

"Perhaps you were trying to think of her, but you still moaned my name, as I pointed out before."

"I was pissed off at you."

"Didn't sound like it." off with the blanket, before he bend down to pick up the tanktop.

Don't look. Don't look. Don't.. aaahhhh fuck it.
"I was."

He shrugged. "Either way. It wasn't my intention, and I'm sorry. It won't happen again." on with the tanktop, though he had to pull at it ever so slightly. it was just a tad too tight, now, compared to when he'd bought it half a year ago...

OH GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT. Stupid rock stars. Stupid Kakashi. Stupid money.
"You sure about that?"